Monday, July 21, 2008
Here's something light and check out the funny pic I made at the end of the post - but don't jump ahead yet.
Barack is just so damn cool. He does it effortlessly. Just look at him with General Petraus in Iraq.
They could be talking about what's for lunch for all I know, but I'll bet they're not. He's already being treated like the next commander in chief by a lot of folks with power.
I ain't saying Obama's perfect 'cause I'm still mad about FISA, but he is undeniably cool. I'm defining 'cool' as a summary of his composure, steady temperament, and sheer genius.
If he's elected, at long last, the child occupying the White House named GWB will be leaving on January 20th - if he doesn't do some more wilding out in the Middle East and declares Martial Law here.
Bush is so beside himself over Barack's cool that he rarely speaks Obama's name in public. There's a certain name vampires won't utter either, but let's not go there...
Hopefully the majority of voters won't pull the lever for the Alzheimers' version of Bush, who this week, couldn't remember that Iraq and Pakistan don't share a border. This could present a problem if McCain plans to be in charge of the upcoming war on that front.
Forgetting geography was only one of McCain's many media-described 'gaffes', which is their polite and appalling way of avoiding the possibility that he needs to be checked out for memory problems.
His critics are either correct that McCain is no longer a maverick who bucks the GOP, or he really is getting senile. Since running, he became way too tight with the ultra-right winger and Armageddonist pusher Mike Huckabee, who was rumored to be on his VP short list. Huckabee was also the asshole who made that bad joke at the National Rifle Association meeting when he heard a background noise and said something like, "that's Obama ducking from gun shots."
McCain also has been too cozy with "Forclosure Phil" aka Phil Gramm who helped create the current subprime mortgage meltdown, and *cringe* was his top financial adviser until last week. Grandpa McCain didn't fire him for that; it's because of bad press after Gramm called us a nation of whiners and said the economy crisis was a mental recession, sorta like mental depression and all in our heads.
Tell that shit to masses of the newly unemployed, Bear Sterns, the customers of the failed IndyBank, the 90+ other banks that are deep do-do, and the airlines that have or are going under.
At any rate, this genuine war survivor seemed different back in the '90s - or at least different enough - from the most of the morons in his party, like this South Carolina Senator who was stupid enough to run this pic on his friggin' government senatorial website:
Yep, that's how he's using our tax dollars. I hate to judge a person by their appearance, but he even looks like a dick. Even if Senator Ha-ha-ha really thinks Barack won't win, how the fuck will he ever be able to keep himself together in the presence of President Obama?
If the Dixie Senator's hostility is this out of control, maybe he'd completely lose it and become dangerous if the coolest guy ever moved into the White House .
If I were Obama and became president, that idiot would be required to have an anal probe for weapons before ever being allowed near me.
Now that would be fun to watch. Maybe Barack could even put those pics on his new White House website.
Posted by Kit (Keep It Trill) at 5:37 PM