Thursday, January 8, 2009

The Twelve Days of Barack's Inauguration


We're twelve days away from I-Day! I made up this sorta satire of our await for Barack's Inauguration, to be sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas... as much as humanely possible. By the way, if this year you were a member of his site, you'll "get" the 'My Obama' part and frequent emails sent to you.

This is also unquestionably the silliest post I've ever written. What the heck! Enjoy.


On the first day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Promises that 2009
"would be one of those years
that come along
once a generation"
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the second day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Two plans to double
alternative energy
One promise that 2009
would be a doozy
for this generation
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the third day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Three plans to expand
roads rails and bridges
Two plans to double
alternative energy
One promise that 2009
would be a doozy
for this generation
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the fourth day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
His four year list
of stuff to do
Three plans to expand
transport infrastructure
Two plans to double
alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the fifth day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Five $300 billion tax credits
for parents...
and individuals...
and businesses...
and unemployment benefits...
and for the poor
Four year list of stuff to do
Three plans to expand
transport infrastructure
Two plans to double
alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the sixth day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
A half dozen comments
that didn't reveal that much
about the turmoil
in the Middle East
Five $300 billion tax credits
Four years' list of stuff to do
Three plans to expand
transport infrastructure
Two plans to double
alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the seventh day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Seven promises he stopped
using his Blackberry
but we know it's his Crackberry
Six "no comment" Middle East comments
Five $300 billion tax credits
Four years' list of stuff to do
Three plans on transportation
Two plans on alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the eighth day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Eight condolences to the G8 nations
for all the damage Bush did
with guarantees he'll be different
Seven Blackberry promises
Six "no comment" Middle East comments
Five $300 billion tax credits
Four years' list of stuff to do
Three plans on transportation
Two plans on alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the ninth day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Reassurance that he's like a cat
blessed with nine lives
so to please not to worry
about the Obama haters
Eight condolences to the G8
Seven Blackberry promises
Six "no comment" Middle East comments
Five $300 billion tax credits
Four years' list of stuff to do
Three plans on transportation
Two plans on alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the tenth day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Ten economic warnings
for ten American states
already or about to go bankrupt
along with the DOW plunging more
where my friends lost all their money
along with their homes foreclosing
or losing their credit card accounts
for no reason
Nine reassurances of his safety
Eight condolences to the G8
Seven Blackberry promises
Six "no comment" Middle East comments
Five $300 billion tax credits
Four years' list of stuff to do
Three plans on transportation
Two plans on alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the eleventh day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Eleven Yes We Can's
from his Team Obama
that say they ain't for drama
enough of that already
from the past eight years
where Bush & Co. stirred up our fears
and made most come true
thank God those pirates are gone
Me n' Barack singing so long
And ten economic warnings
Nine reassurances of his safety
Eight condolences to the G8
Seven Blackberry promises
Six "no comment" Middle East comments
Five $300 billion tax credits
Four years' list of stuff to do
Three plans on transportation
Two plans on alternative energy
And an email about his Inauguration.

On the Twelth day of Barack
My Obama sent to me
Twelve hours of being there
at his Inauguration
I could hardly see him
in the audience
of over 4,000,000 people
I really didn't care
'cause I got TIVO
Except I couldn't find
a Porto Potty
Of all the twelve days
Why couldn't he plan
for a place where I could 'go'
It don't really matter
My Obama's in White House
And still sneaking emails
On his Blackberry
And this I think true
Cause he thanked me
Or maybe it was Michelle
Lord I love her too
Hugs to their fam
and all us who voted
for making possible
Barack Obama's Inauguration!

~ Kit

15 comments:

  1. The high cost of fuel this past year did serious damage to our economy and society. After a brief reprieve gas prices are inching back up again. Our nation should not allow other nations to have such power over us and our economy . We have so much available to us in the way of technology and free sources of energy. WE seriously need to get on with becoming an energy independent nation. We are spending billions upon billions in bail out dollars. Why not spend some of those billions in getting alternative energy projects set up. We could create clean cheap energy, millions of badly needed new green jobs and lessen our dependence on foreign oil all in one fell swoop. I just read an eye opening book by Jeff Wilson called The Manhattan Project of 2009. It would cost the equivalent of 60 cents per gallon to drive and charge an electric car.If all gasoline cars, trucks, and SUV's instead had plug-in electric drive trains, the amount of electricity needed to replace gasoline is about equal to the estimated wind energy potential of the state of North Dakota. Why don't we use some of the billions in bail out money to bail us out of our dependence on foreign oil? This past year the high cost of fuel so seriously damaged our economy and society that the ripple effects will be felt for years to come.
    www.themanhattanprojectof2009.com`

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  3. This is sooo awesome! At first I was trying to sing it in my head then thoguht, "Nah, she's joking, right?"

    Anyway, I'll be sharing this site w/my readers too.

    Awesome!

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  4. LOL @ 'and an email about his inauguration'...

    Lord, yes...those frequent emails are STILL coming. Last I checked there are still 8 slots left for people to be chosen to attend the inauguration.

    I would love to be able to go with my daughter!

    Amethyst

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  5. Girrrl, you are crazy! This got better and better and started my morning off with a laugh. Thanks!

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  6. I couldn't quite sing it, but its all good! I like this. Yep, only a few more days to Obama is in charge, can't wait.

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  7. Love this post. It is very unique.

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  8. Silliness and joy! Two of my favorite things. Thanks for the laugh...I thoroughly enjoyed that!

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  9. You know Kit, I also tried to sing what you wrote, but couldn't!

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  10. I got C's in music, and I think my teachers were being kind...

    Lol - what the heck; hoped you all enjoyed the lyrics.

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  11. I am trying to recite your poem to the beat....

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  12. LOL I started off trying to sing your poem to the riddem but couldn't...LOL its ingenious for sure!

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  13. I'll just say "Amen!" to your....song...and leave it at that!

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  14. Torrance, Heh, heh, thanks for the laugh.

    Melinda & Ensayne, Thanks, glad you liked the lyrics. Getting the tune to match was another matter.

    Yeah folks, this post was my break from all the world's problems... back to the grind.

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